hi ..... ^_^

Hey sluts.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

....'Blimey....

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I'll take you to my room...
Turn off the lights...
Take you to my bed...
Go under the sheets...
AND SHOW YOU MY NEW GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH! (ain't it spiffy?)
(Must get pizza -_-)

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Awesome. I want in!

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<sub>Member: *Apophysis | =deviantARTcommunity | =NFotM

"Nothing's gonna change my world." —The Beatles</sub>

it's what I do best.

D: I'm corrupting dA one person at a time.

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I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm parodying myself or not.

Oh babeh I love it when you talk dirty to me.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

I'll proclamate your emancipation :B

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I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm parodying myself or not.

I'll J. Edgar your conspiracy.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

I'll hoover your boober.

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I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm parodying myself or not.

I'll booger your boober.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

when you are typing at 117 words a minute accidents can happen >.>

booger, boober it's all the same.

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I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm parodying myself or not.

Boober?

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

D:< than stop bein' sucha slut you baby boober killer.

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I make love like an eagle falling out of the sky.

I'll leave it up to you to decide if I'm parodying myself or not.

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So I see. I was wondering who was in my pants this time.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

Way ahead of you.

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WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship. (No longer Valid. Wanted Ad Taken by =TheChio.)

The abortions give me nose bleeds.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

That's what I meant to say.

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

Clothes off then! D:<

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Love me?

~welovesnarferclub

But I'm not a D:

Can I be her personal pillow?

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Keep dancing to the end of the world
She said, “Oh baby, it’s the end of the world.”
C’mon baby, it’s the end of the world
She says, “Smile! It’s the end of the world!”

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Evolution is the only constant.

welcome aboard!

I'm sleeping with Snarfer! At least I claim to be, therefore I humbly request an entrance to this fine establishment! Viva la Snarfer!